8.03.2006

Sparades

they said it would happen; i didn't believe them.

but here i am, mere weeks into my Tejas residency and i have mastered...

ta da!

VAGINA SPANISH

i am actually really excited about this. i've spent weeks in foreign countries and never picked up a word of the native language. i took 3 years of german in high school and i only remember how to count to ten (minus the two. i can't remember two). my two closest friends are enviably proficient in spanish, and i am so jealous that they can carry on conversations with spanish-speaking people while i came home from guatemala knowing only how to ask someone if their bum itched (we were screening for pinworm). i have resigned myself to the fact that i am just not good at languages. i wish i was. i will be the first one to sign up for that brain chip implantation.

still, necessity is the mother of invention, and, i guess, language proficiency. when everyone around you is chattering away in spanish--nurses, doctors, patients, housekeeping, the computer tech...you manage to pick up the basics.

i am delighted to discover that i can now successfully introduce myself, evaluate a patient, describe findings of an ultrasound, deliver her baby, congratulate her, and follow-up her postpartum course, all in a really quite inventive combination of bio-linguistics i like to call sparades ("spanish charades"). this is also where my sign-language background comes in handy.

and i can tell i'm getting better, because more often patients are responding with 'si' or 'no' instead of puzzled (or worse, frightened) glances. my vocabulary is expanding to the point where i can actually ask a patient what she would like for post-partum contraceptives, a step-up from asking her what she wanted for "no mas bebes," which is what i was asking.

i could never go to mexico and have any sort of decent conversation with anyone, but stick me in a room with any spanish-speaking pregnant woman--i'd do all right.

Felicitaciones a mi!

4 Comments:

At 12:08 AM, Anonymous beth said...

te felicito, m'hijita! quiero que seas la partera pa'todos mis bebes!

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger glorified midwife said...

okay, beth, i'm not that good yet :)
-gm

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger dr. whoo? said...

I always found that "flujo vaginal" (vaginal discharge) was a useful phrase, particularly if you could qualify the color "verde" "amarillo" o "blanco." I often said that I would never be able to converse in Spanish about the weather, but I could ask what color discharge someone was having. A fabulous skill.

 
At 6:28 PM, Anonymous Kelsey said...

eins, ZWEI, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn...

Just found your blog. LOVE it!!

 

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